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" ":
We are an advanced race, so advanced that our
name cannot be spoken or written. Only thought. Captain: Well, that must make it hard to make dinner reservations. (from "Yes, We Have No Bananas") 11.4 s RealVideo / 898 K QuickTime |
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Captain:
Prepare for forward thrust! [The ship zooms backwards] Shao Lin, Spydor, Gor, Me: [yelling] Captain: This is the captain. Sorry for the delay. (from "Yes, We Still Have No Bananas") 8.6 s RealVideo / 678 K QuickTime |
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Spydor:
We're gonna save the universe with a disco
ball? Captain: Ok, even a stupid plan is better than no plan. (from "Yes, We Still Have No Bananas") 9.6 s RealVideo / 939 K QuickTime |
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Spydor:
Ok, giant, lay some bananas on me, right now,
baby. [A pile of bananas appears] Spydor: [screeches] I must be dreaming! (from "Gorilla My Dreams") 11 s RealVideo / 739 K QuickTime |
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Shao
Lin: Please understand that in our
hearts we do not respect - the use of gratuitous
- hya! - and meaningless - unh! - violence - hi-ya! (from "Gorilla My Dreams") 11.2 s RealVideo / 780 K QuickTime |
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Captain:
So, does our friend want to talk or is this an
invitation to dance? Spydor: Hailing 'em, Cap. Aw, great. They put me on hold! [The Captain takes the headphones from Spydor] Captain: Strangely soothing. (from "Gormongus!") 14.3 s RealVideo / 1.4 MB QuickTime |
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Shao
Lin: This one is no trouble. It has lost
its weapon. [Pause] Captain: This one is no trouble, Goddess? [Blast!] Shao Lin: Sarcasm has no place in battle, Captain. (from "Repo Ape") 10.1 s RealVideo / 680 K QuickTime |
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Shao
Lin: Captain, the turtle does not risk
carrying its eggs across the crocodile's back. Captain: Exactly, I...Wanna run that one by me again? Shao Lin: Let us blow this sucker up! (from "Lawnmower Ape") 9.8 s RealVideo / 839 K QuickTime |
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Holo-boon:
I ain't going. I heard about these trips from the
other Holo-boons. Spydor: What did you hear? Holo-boon: I heard things! Spydor: Things? What kind of things? Holo-boon: I heard things. [Boom!] Me: What happened to the dang Holo-boon? Spydor: Uh...he was hearing things. (from "Monkey in the Middle") 16.2 s RealVideo / 1.07 MB QuickTime |
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Captain:
Everyone back to the ship, pronto! Shao Lin: Captain, may I remind you that you are no longer in command. Captain: Well, I...ok, ok, fine. What are your orders, Goddes—I mean, Captain? Shao Lin: Everyone back to the ship, presto! Captain: By the way, it's "pronto." (from "Monkey in the Middle") 19 s RealVideo / 1.25 MB QuickTime |
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Dr.
Splitz: Ah, a zub-zero collectible
actualized by the gastrogymnastics of bacteria. Me: Whoa-ho, Hoss! You said we was getting frozen yogurt. (from "Monkey Puzzle Man") 12.1 s RealVideo / 825 K QuickTime |
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Captain:
He's gaining on you, Gor! Me: Uh-oh. He's a goner! Gor: No! Get away! No! Spydor: Tag. You're 'it.' (from "Little House on the Primate") 14.1 s RealVideo / 980 K QuickTime |
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Captain:
All right, listen up. We don't know what we're
dealing with, so be prepared for anything. [Pause] Captain: And I do mean thing. (from "Rhesus Pieces") 7.2 s RealVideo / 506 K QuickTime |
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Dr.
Splitz: Channel the information through
the stunner's input and create a genetic reverse
psycho-neural output. Captain (as Shao Lin): Check. And I would do that, how? Dr. Splitz: Very quickly! (from "Escape From The Plant Of The Apes") 11.4 s RealVideo / 1.06 MB QuickTime |
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Captain:
I could get used to this. The colors, the general
rippling of the oxygenated florocarbon emulsions... Orbitron: And, of course, the long spiked tentacles. Captain: Yes...huh? (from "Surf Monkeys Must Dive!") 12.8 s RealVideo / 1.25 MB QuickTime |
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"Captain
Spydor and the Space Monkeys" (from "The Mandrill Who Knew Too Much") 13.3 s RealVideo / 899 K QuickTime |
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Spydor:
We're surrounded! We've had it! We're space
flotsam! Gor: "...cried Captain Spydor as he hid under a pillow..." (from "The Mandrill Who Knew Too Much") 7.1 s RealVideo / 809 K QuickTime |
