| SimianCode
is just another code like you might have seen
around the Net. It's loosely based on the Geek Code,
the Animaniacs
Code, the Furry
Code, the Cat
Code, the Lion
King Code, the Meta
Geek Code, the Sophie
B. Hawkins Code, the Morse
Code, the Dress
Code, and the Code
Code. Put your
SimianCode at the end of your e-mails, in your
newsgroup signature, on your web site, wherever.
I'd love to hear your suggestions for any sort of
improvement; e-mail splitzy@spacemonkeys.net. |
 |
| Format |
| To
distinguish the code from other codes, the Simian
Code always starts with SimianCode,
the version number 1.0, and the
address www.spacemonkeys.net/code.
You don't have to include every category; if you
wish to not answer one, just skip it. Put spaces
between each category; otherwise, it will
probably run off the edge of the page. Be sure to
match the case that the category uses. |
|
| Modifiers |
| Use these
symbols to modify a category. |
| / |
Used when
two different values apply.
Example: If you hated Matrix in "Repo
Ape," but really liked him in "A
Clockwork Orang," put: MT--/++ |
| () |
Indicates a
range of feelings.
Example: If your thoughts for Orbitron range
all over the place, put: OR---(+++) |
| ~ |
Indicates
indecision.
Example: If you don't remember if you started
watching in 1996 or 1997, put: V96~97 |
| ? |
Indicates
something you don't know about.
Example: If you don't know what the SpotSM
Forum is, put: P? |
| > |
Indicates a
rating you hope to attain.
Example: If you have talked with Gordon
Bressack, and wish you were him, put: Cg+>@ |
|
| Characters |
| You are not
obliged to include a code for every character;
just the ones you want us to know about. The
characters are: |
| CS |
Captain
Simian |
| SL |
Shao Lin |
| SP |
Spydor |
| GO |
Gor |
| GS |
Gormongus |
| SD |
Splitzy and
Dr. Splitz |
| SZ |
Splitzy |
| DS |
Dr. Splitz |
| OR |
Orbitron |
| R2 |
Rhesus 2 |
| NE |
Nebula |
| HO |
Holo-boons |
| AP |
Apax |
| CG |
Commander
Gril |
| DK |
Doctor Kleb |
| GY |
General Yot |
| GL |
The Glyph |
| GR |
Gryxlpk |
| H3 |
Holo-boon
3462/83B |
| IS |
Issac |
| KP |
Kaz-Par |
| LA |
Lago |
| LR |
Larnus |
| LI |
Lilith |
| MA |
Mandrax |
| MT |
Matrix |
| N1 |
Number One |
| OL |
Orlam |
| TR |
Tronus |
| VO |
Vog |
| VD |
Vel-Dar
Vane |
| WO |
Wokra |
| "" |
The " " |
| To these,
you can add a rating: |
| --- |
I beamitron
the TV when this character is on. |
| -- |
I turn off
the TV when this character is on. |
| - |
I don't
really like this character. |
| [none] |
I like this
character. |
| + |
I
especially like this character. |
| ++ |
I really
like this character! |
| +++ |
This
character is the reason I watch the show. |
| And/or a
modifier: |
| i |
I act like
this character. |
| l |
I look like
this character. |
| v |
I can do a
voice impression of this character. |
| v* |
I sound
like this character normally. |
| r |
I role-play
this character. |
| m |
This
character is my role-model. |
| @ |
I am this
character. |
| Example: If
you love Shao Lin, act like Shao Lin, hate Apax,
and role-play Orbitron, put: SL+++a
AP--- ORr |
|
| Forum |
| How often
do you post to the SpotSM forum? |
| P--- |
I've never
visited it. |
| P-- |
I've been
there once. |
| P- |
I've been
there a few times. |
| P |
I lurk
regularly. |
| P+ |
I've posted. |
| P++ |
I post
regularly. |
| P+++ |
I am a
major force on the forum. |
| P@ |
I moderate
the forum. |
|
| What
You Do |
| Use D
followed by one or more of these: |
| s |
I run a
CSATSM-related web site. |
| s@ |
I run
SpotSM. |
| r |
I'm in the
RPG. |
| r2 |
I play two
characters in the RPG. |
| r@ |
I moderate
the RPG. |
| f |
I've
written a fanfic. |
| f2 |
I've
written two fanfics. (etc.) |
| w |
I've
written some other CSATSM-related document. |
| a |
I've drawn
fan art. |
| Example: If
you're in the RPG and have written three fanfics,
put: Drf3 |
|
| Fandom |
| How much of
a CSATSM fan do you consider yourself? |
| F--- |
I hate the
show. |
| F-- |
I don't
like the show. |
| F- |
The show's
ok. |
| F |
I like the
show. |
| F+ |
I love the
show and make an effort to see it every week. |
| F++ |
I make sure
to see the show every week, and would get the
action figures if I could find them. |
| F+++ |
I've taped
every/almost every episode and buy practically
every CSATSM figure I can get my feet on. |
| Additional
modifiers: |
| # |
I don't
currently get the show where I live. |
| @ |
Gordon has
declared me one of the biggest fans of the show. |
| $ |
I worked on
the show. |
|
| Cast
and Crew |
| Use a C
followed by one or more of these: |
| d |
Jerry Doyle |
| k |
Karen
Maruyama |
| l |
Maurice
LaMarche |
| i |
Dom Irrera |
| a |
James Avery |
| b |
Jeff Glen
Bennett |
| o |
Michael
Dorn |
| m |
Malcolm
McDowell |
| g |
Gordon
Bressack |
| r |
Rob Hudnut |
| h |
Gary Hartle |
| p |
Joe Pearson |
| y |
Bradley
Rader |
| s |
David
Schwartz |
| Then add
these modifiers to them individually: |
| + |
I've talked
with this person (on the phone or the Internet). |
| ++ |
I've met
this person. |
| +++ |
I have this
person's autograph or picture of me and him/her,
etc. |
| @ |
I am this
person. |
| Example: If
you have met Maurice La Marche and Jeff Glen
Bennett and have talked with Gordon Bressack, put:
Cl++b++g+ |
|
| Length
of Viewing |
| Put V
then the two-digit year number when you first
started watching CSATSM. You may also put a
period then the month number also. If you haven't
seen the show (why are you filling out this code,
anyway?) put V#. |
| Example: If
you have watched the show since the beginning,
put: V96.9 |
|
| Favorite
Episode |
| Put E
and the episode number. If you wish, you may
indicate your second favorite with Ee,
third with Eee, etc. If you have
multiple favorites, put commas between the
numbers. |
| 1 |
Yes, We
Have No Bananas |
| 2 |
Yes, We
Still Have No Bananas |
| 3 |
Ape-lien |
| 4 |
The Monkey
Has Landed |
| 5 |
Gorilla My
Dreams |
| 6 |
Gormongus! |
| 7 |
Splitzy's
Choice |
| 8 |
Invasion of
the Banana Snatchers |
| 9 |
Repo Ape |
| 10 |
Lawnmower
Ape |
| 11 |
Monkey in
the Middle |
| 12 |
The Apes of
Wrath |
| 13 |
Plan Ape
From Outer Space |
| 14 |
Mind Over
Monkey |
| 15 |
Monkey
Puzzle Man |
| 16 |
Planet of
the Humans |
| 17 |
Felonious
Monks |
| 18 |
Little
House on the Primate |
| 19 |
The Maltese
Monkey |
| 20 |
Rhesus
Pieces |
| 21 |
Escape From
the Plant of the Apes |
| 22 |
A Clockwork
Orang |
| 23 |
Surf
Monkeys Must Dive! |
| 24 |
The
Mandrill Who Knew Too Much |
| 25 |
Ape-pocalypse
Now! |
| 26 |
Ape-pocalypse...A
Little Later! |
| Example: If
your favorite episodes are the final three, put: E24,25,26 |
|
| Episode
That Got You Hooked |
| Same as
above, but with an H. |
|
| Other
Shows/Movies |
| If you're a
fan of any of these shows or movies, put S
followed by the show's letter. |
| a |
Animaniacs |
| b |
Babylon 5 |
| d |
Due South |
| g |
Gargoyles |
| p |
Pinky and
the Brain |
| s |
Star Wars |
| x |
The X-Files |
| Example: If
you're a fan of Gargoyles and the X-Files, put: Sgx |
|
| Age |
| You may
indicate your age (A) or your
year of birth (Ay). |
| Example: If
you're 25, put: A25
or Ay74 |
|
| Gender |
| Gm |
Male |
| Gf |
Female |
|
| Location |
| Type your
country's two-letter abbreviation in lower case
after the letter L. You can also
add your state, province, or territory's
abbreviation. |
| Example: If
you live in California, put: Lusca |
|
| Sample |
| SimianCode
1.0 www.spacemonkeys.net/code CS++>l SP++ GOv
SD+++@ OR+ LA- P++@ Ds@r@wa>f F+++ Cl+g+>+++
V97.11 E3 Ee21 Eee24,25,26 H10,12 Sd A17 Gm Lusmi |
